The Tesla Owners Creed

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Feb 5, 2018
Tesla Owner
Model S


This is my Tesla. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My Tesla is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me, my Tesla is useless. Without my Tesla, I am useless. I must drive my Tesla true. I must drive straighter than my neighbor who is trying to pass me. I must pass him before he passes me. I will…

My Tesla and I know that what counts in life is not the miles we drive, the noise of our exhaust, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the drive that counts. We will drive…

My Tesla is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its battery and its motor. I will keep my Tesla clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will…

Before God, I swear this creed. My Tesla and I are the defenders of my road. We are the masters of our highway. We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is Tesla's and there is no gas, but electric!

Video footage courtesy of Tesla Motors Press Kit.
Narrator: Charles Myers