My Car is a Zero

Joined
Apr 8, 2016
Messages
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Location
Dunedin, FL
#1
We drive a car that is a total “Zero”!


Zero gas consumed


Zero oil burned


Zero oil changes


Zero oil soaked filters discarded


Zero oil dripped on the road


Zero trips to a dealer for program updates


Zero gears shifted


Zero chemicals out an exhaust


Zero trips to a filling station


Zero gallons of water heated above the boiling point


Zero squeaking fan belts


Zero chance of heat stroke in the car


Zero traction lost


Zero acceleration hesitation


Zero engine noise


Zero use of an ignition key


Zero use of the brake pedal to decelerate


Zero idling in traffic


Zero use of a car salesmen


Zero price haggling


Zero complaints


Zero regrets


We drive a Tesla


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